new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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