on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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