Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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