i just wanna soil my oats bro
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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