i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what if I'm pregnant?
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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