Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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