this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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