I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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