I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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