I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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