My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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