I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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