NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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