i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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