She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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