what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She bit a glass in half.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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