I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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