I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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