I didn't shave. On purpose
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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