i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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