the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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