I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are we still banned from the library?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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