You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
bring money and cleavage
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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