I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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