Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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