Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Watching her eat just hurts me
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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