He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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