My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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