But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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