Yo dont text me then not text me
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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