Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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