I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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