Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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