make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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