dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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