Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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