love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Bring me that man meat
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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