Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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