So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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