He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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