Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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