Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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