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kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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