Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dear god my vagina.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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