That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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