I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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