The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
How's work?
Spinning.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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