If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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