I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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