i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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